lowbrow dot com: "Lowbrow.com is dedicated to bringing you the best user submitted content about scraping the bottom and being a general piece of shit.
It is about moments where you said something completely inappropriate, where you stuck your foot in your mouth, or stamped the air out of some poor fuck's lungs.
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Lowbrow.com is about criticizing people, it's about knowing what's right, being better than the next guy, and spouting barstool philosophy.
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Lowbrow.com is not about unrequited love, being dumped, or teen angst - unless there is an unbelievably cruel, nasty or embarrassing aspect to the story. Stories of infidelity, incredible sex with strangers, and/or sitting home alone masturbating are, however, encouraged.
Write us at low at lowbrow dot com if you have any questions, you clueless piece of shit.
- The Management"