Saturday, August 07, 2004

Ridge Raises Terror Level After Watching Cujo
Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge authorized the elevation of the terror alert level to "high" Monday morning after watching Cujo on NBC's Fright Nite Theater. "Mr. Ridge contacted the President at 4:05 AM and said he was 'pretty freaked out,'" confirmed White House spokesman Scott McClellan in a press conference yesterday. "He couldn't provide specifics about an impending attack, but asked that we go to code orange and send some secret service guys to his house to spend the night." Speaking with reporters earlier today, Ridge admitted to being "jumpy" after watching the edited-for-television version of Stephen King's 1983 thriller, but nonetheless defended his decision as "completely justified." He urged Americans to remain vigilant and be on the lookout for suspicious activities or St. Bernards.
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000939.html

Friday, August 06, 2004

LOW MORALE: CREEP. possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen in Flash. Also check out the other low morale movies and the stuff at monkeehub by deadtroll.