Monday, July 18, 2005

this is the part where I say the f-work repeatedly. fuck, fuck, fuck, etc. it’s supposed to be the part where I rise above the circumstances of my imminent death, I have a moment of clarity, all the pieces fall together, I’m given a glimpse of the big plan, I feel ultimately connected to a greater power. But it’s not. fuck, etc.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

So my brother has started a web site here as well...and, like him, it is very lame indeed...

Thursday, April 28, 2005

I just got the strangest spam:
Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!
It seems others have received this spam and wondered WTF already.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

MissPoppy.com | - Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model: "Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?"

Thursday, April 07, 2005

New York Post Online Edition: "Princeton University math whiz Michael Lohman had a creepy sexual secret, cops say.

"For three years, the married grad student quietly terrorized Asian women on campus by clipping snippets of their hair, spraying them with urine and pouring semen or urine in their drinks at university dining halls, cops say."

Friday, April 01, 2005

Death Charged in Theft From Cemetery
Yahoo! News - Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog: "The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.



The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said."
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