Friday, April 01, 2005

Death Charged in Theft From Cemetery
Yahoo! News - Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog: "The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.



The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said."
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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Jarvis Products Corp Home

VIDEO. That's right. Demo vids. Love the "head dropper" in the "pork line" of products.
Ananova - Five inch knife found in man's head

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

ABC News: Alaska Woman Charged in Genital Amputation: "A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said."
amcgltd: Only a Stupid Guy Would Think This Might Work: "A man who used an internet chatroom to try to set up a mass suicide on Valentine's Day had been trying for at least five years to persuade women to engage in sex acts with him and then kill themselves, it has been revealed."
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