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Saturday, December 18, 2004

George W. Bush's Online Journal
Posted by Johnny at 12/18/2004 09:23:00 PM No comments:

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Hot, fresh monkey: It's a conspiracy, plain and simple
"Okay, how about a haiku?" you ask? Maybe one about my experiences taking a dump at work, then? Okay, here goes:

Ants in the bathroom
What is it they want in there?
Them ants is perverts
Posted by Johnny at 12/14/2004 08:26:00 PM No comments:

Monday, December 13, 2004

Homemade Sex Toys - Sex Toy Shopping
Posted by Johnny at 12/13/2004 07:48:00 AM No comments:
Bible Sex Stories: The untold story behind the Bible's sexiest tales
Posted by Johnny at 12/13/2004 07:40:00 AM No comments:
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Posted by Johnny at 12/13/2004 07:37:00 AM No comments:
Don't Spit, Swallow
Posted by Johnny at 12/13/2004 07:35:00 AM No comments:
Masturbation List: Over 1,000 Ways to Say Masturbate
Posted by Johnny at 12/13/2004 07:32:00 AM No comments:
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Johnny
Dallas, TX, United States
The man wondered the streets aimlessly, unaware of where he went or if it would get him in any trouble. He hadn't been drunk for months, and it was a bad thing. He was too happy, too content, and everyone knew it. He was becoming a failure.
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